January 2009
37 posts
So January 20 was a big day. Not only did I watch as our first ever black president sworn in, not only did I feel immense happiness that the guy I voted for made it all the way, but on top of all that I, a non-believer, was welcomed in a whole new way. My group of Americans was mentioned, my kind was allowed out into the sunshine on the steps of the capitol, we were invited to bask along with all...
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Stupid-Smart Things My Boyfriend Says, Shakespeare...
komara: Don’t wave your hamettes at me.
lafille: Hamettes?
komara: Little hands, you know, ham hands…hamettes.
lafille: Hamlets?
komara: Something’s fishy in Sweden. That’s why they make Swedish fish. They’re red because of the blood Hamlet couldn’t wash off his hands.
<cue explosion of lafille’s brain>
Stupid-Smart Things My Boyfriend Says #347
lafille: Languedoc was a hotbed of heresy in the 13th century. That’s where the Cathars were.
komara: Man, fuck the Cathars. Nobody likes a tube up their wang.
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The Right Thing To Say On Every Dubious Occasion (1965, with illustrations by Edward Gorey). (via Ross Rosenberg)
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